Ladies, Gentlemen, Assembled nobility,

paper-mario-wiki:

chongoblog:

If I had to read this then so do you all <3

In case anyone doesn’t know, to decant a wine is to take it out of the container it fermented in and pour it into a bottle while sifting out the sediment and detritus that has settled to the bottom over the years that it’s been closed.

If this story is true, which is so horribly in character that I have to imagine that it is, then they probably had some needlessly extravagant Rich People wine at this party. I’d ballpark at least a couple hundred per bottle, maybe a couple thousand knowing the kinds of brown-nosing marks that tend to spawn near Elon.

What this means is that he was likely drinking yucky dirty shitty Wine Dregs that were potentially rotting for decades, typically consisting of dead yeast, insoluble rotting grape skins/seeds, and honestly probably a bunch of other shit that you HAVE to filter out before drinking “real” wine.

Fucking idiot.

He’s the guy with the most money, by the way.

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

damazcuz:

literally it’s so easy to be happy online. delete your tiktok and your twitter and instagram. now look at this picture.

what a lovely smile, right? feels better, right? you’re welcome.

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

greathoughtsphilosopy:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

weee they are coming haha

The wraiths

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

robeatnic:

starrjoy:

get white sonic off my dash

compelled by my own reblog